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Enter lots of data on calorie & nutritive content of foods. Instruct
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As the brain changes are continuous, so do all these consciousnesses melt into each other like dissolving views. Properly they are but one protracted consciousness, one unbroken stream.

My first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.

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On earth there is nothing great but man. In man there is nothing great but mind.

Insomnia can become a form of contemplation. You just lie there, inert, helpless, alone, in the dark, and let yourself be crushed by the inscrutable tyranny of time.

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