júlí 03, 2002

Tjörukerling

Undanfarna daga hafa malbikunarframkvæmdir átt sér stað í vinnunni og ég er að sjá til þess að malbikunargæjarnir geri ekki neitt af sér innan öryggissvæða flugvallarins.

Þrátt fyrir að ég sé ekki að malbika sjálf hefur mér tekist að maka mig alla út í tjöru og núna eru buxurnar mínar með svörtum ljótum blettum.

Karlarnir í vinnunni gáfu mér góð húsráð til að ná tjörunni úr fötunum, maður á bara að sprauta VD 40 á fötin og þvo þau síðan.

Ég er ekki viss um að fólkið í húsinu sem notar sömu þvottavél og ég verði ofurhrifið ef ég færi eftir þessum leiðbeiningum;)

Ég fékk líka húsráð um það hvernig ég næ tjörunni af höndunum á mér (þær eru svartar), þá notar maður bara barnaolíu. Ég spurði strákana þá hvort þeir mökuðu sig í olíu á kvöldin en fékk fá svör :)

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