mars 07, 2003

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Í gær tók ég mig til og byrjaði að þrífa sófann sem við keyptum um daginn. Fyrst byrjaði ég á því að ryksuga hann, það tók næstum klukkutíma þar sem hann var allur í hundahárum, nú ætla ég að hugsa mig um áður en ég fæ mér hund.

Síðan tók við að þrífa leðuráklæðið, ég byrjaði á að þvo það með tusku, vatni og sápu en ekkert gekk. Þá datt mér það snjallræði í hug að nota bursta á það. Það var eins og við manninn mælt, drullan byrjaði að leka af áklæðinu. Það tók nú samt þrjá tíma að þrífa það allt, úff púff.

Ég eyddi sem sagt 4 tímum, hálfum vinnudegi, í að þrífa einn sófa, nú hef ég líka lyst á að leggjast í hann :)

Afgangurinn af vinnudeginum fór í að setja saman sjónvarpsskápinn og dútlast í hinu og þessu.

Í gærkveldi bauð Gunni mér síðan út að borða í tilefni konudagsins um daginn og eftir það kíktum við í heita pottinn hjá Birni og Ingu Dóru, er þetta ljúfa lífið eða hvað?

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