mars 20, 2003

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Tryggingin sem Gunni er með hérna í gengum skólann er svo sniðug að hún leyfir mér að kaupa tryggingu í 3 mánuði akkúrat á því tímabili sem ég á að eiga. Við fórum því til að skrá mig um daginn. Fyrst töluðum við við tryggingarfulltrúa, hún sendi okkur síðan að tala við aðra konu sem átti að láta okkur fá tilvísun til fæðingarlæknisins okkar.

Þessi kona misskildi eitthvað og spurði hvort ég vildi fara í óléttupróf. Ég glotti nú bara og benti á bumbuna á mér og sagði að ég héldi að það þyrfti ekki. Ég var ekki viss hvort ég ætti að verða móðguð eða hvað :)

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